1.

不小心踩了丈夫的脚。我低头看了一眼，说：
“对不住了！”

转过身不小心又踩了小狗“汪汪”的脚。我急忙蹲下，抚摸着那只脚，说：
“啊，天哪，我该死！”
“痛吗，乖乖？对不起，实在对不起！”
“我不是故意的，爱你都来不及呀！”
“看看这里，要不要上点药，或去找人看看？”
“你是我的最爱啊，怎么舍得哟？”

丈夫走过来，吻了我一下，说：
“我爱你！”


2.

不小心踩了小狗“汪汪”的脚。我低头看了一眼，说：
“对不住了！”

转过身不小心又踩了丈夫的脚。我急忙蹲下，抚摸着那只脚，说：
“啊，天哪，我该死！”
“痛吗，乖乖？对不起，实在对不起！”
“我不是故意的，爱你都来不及呀！”
“看看这里，要不要上点药，或去找人看看？”
“你是我的最爱啊，怎么舍得哟？”

一天后，丈夫递给我一张离婚协议书，原因是：
“她心中缺乏大爱，装满的是虚情假意。”


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Step on foot

1.

Accidentally stepped on my husband's foot:
"Sorry."

Accidentally stepped on my dog's paw:
"Oh my God, I'm sorry!
Are you ok buddy? I'm so, so sorry.
I don't mean to hurt you.
I LOVE you. You want a treat?
You are the best boy, yes you are."

My husband kisses me:
"Love you!"
2.

Accidentally stepped on my dog's paw:
"Sorry."

Accidentally stepped on my husband's foot:
"Oh my God, I'm sorry!
Are you ok buddy? I'm so, so sorry.
I don't mean to hurt you.
I LOVE you. You want a treat?
You are the best boy, yes you are."

One day after, my husband files a divorce request, the reasons are:
"Lack of general love, full of hypocritical feelings."


（2019年12月）